We're the leader in sexual happiness and ship orders in discreet, boring brown boxes direct from our warehouses in the UK or China, straight to your door.

Buying a sex toy used to involve being confronted by seedy, male-centric websites with in-your-face, pornographic images and packaging.

But we decided it was time things changed, and a new era of sex toy shopping began in 2020.

Fast-forward from our humble beginnings with a single computer in apartment to today, and you could say we're very (sexually) happy about what we've achieved so far.
We just want you to be happy...

Making customers happy is what makes us smile. And here's how we do it:

An international team to advise you, and pack, pick and ship your orders.

Our Customer Service team is available to help you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

We have a 30 day free returns policy and a 1 year product guarantee

All our parcels are tracked as standard (meaning no lost parcels), and if you place an order before 5.30pm it'll be dispatched the same day.

Our team are on hand to help, no matter how small the query, and we even have English, French, German, Dutch, Spanish and Welsh speakers manning the phones and emails.

If you'd rather chat in another language, just let us know and we'll see what we can do!

No other company in our industry offers this level of commitment to customer satisfaction.